The Laws of the Land

1. Rᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɪs ᴋᴇʏ. Iɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏʟᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏ, ғɪɢʜᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴsᴜʟᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏʟᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏ. Aɴʏ ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏғ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ ᴏʀ ʜᴀʀᴀssᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛᴏʟᴇʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ.

2. Tʜɪs ɪs ᴀ sᴇᴍɪ-ʀᴇᴀʟɪsᴛɪᴄ ʀᴏʟᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏ. Kᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʏ. Wʜɪᴄʜ ᴍᴇᴀɴs, ᴜɴᴜsᴜᴀʟ ᴇʏᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴜsᴜᴀʟ ғᴜʀ ᴍᴀʀᴋɪɴɢs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ sᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟᴍ ᴏғ ʀᴇᴀʟɪsᴍ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ. Nᴏ ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴄᴏᴀᴛs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇʏᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ, ɴᴏ ʜᴏᴛ ᴘɪɴᴋ ғᴜʀʀᴇᴅ ᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs, ɴᴏ ʜᴏʀɴs, ᴡɪɴɢs, ᴜɴᴜsᴜᴀʟ ғᴜʀ ɢʀᴏᴡᴛʜs (ᴀᴋᴀ ʙᴀɴɢs, ᴇᴛᴄ) ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ.

3. Nᴏ ɢᴏᴅ-ᴍᴏᴅᴅɪɴɢ, ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ, ᴏʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴇʟsᴇ's ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪssɪᴏɴ. Pʟᴀʏ ɴɪᴄᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ sᴛɪᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs.

4. Nᴏ ᴛᴇxᴛ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏsᴛs ᴍᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴀʙʟᴇ. Aɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʀᴏʟᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴘᴏsᴛ ʜᴀs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴍɪɴɪᴍᴜᴍ ᴏғ 5 sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇs. Cᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ, ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅ.

5. A ʙɪᴏɢʀᴀᴘʜʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ, ɪs ʀᴇǫᴜɪʀᴇᴅ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ - ᴋᴇʏ ᴡᴏʀᴅ, ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ - ʏᴏᴜ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ.

6. Wʜᴇɴ sɪɢɴɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇʙsɪᴛᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʀᴇɢɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏʟғ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ's ғɪʀsᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ғɪʀsᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ. Nᴏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋᴡᴏʟғ345's ᴏʀ Tɪᴍʙᴇʀ Bʀᴜsʜ Sᴛᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇ Tʜɪʀᴅ's ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ.

7. Aʟʟ WᴏʟғQᴜᴇsᴛ ʀᴜʟᴇs ᴀᴘᴘʟʏ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ sᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ɪs ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇʙsɪᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. Wʜɪᴄʜ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴄᴄᴀsɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴏɴᴇ ɪs ғɪɴᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪғ ғ-ʙᴏᴍʙs ᴀʀᴇ ᴅʀᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ. Aʟsᴏ, ᴛʜᴇ sɪᴛᴇ ɪs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ.

8. Dᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ғɪɢʜᴛ ᴄʟᴜʙ.. ʜɪɴᴛ ʜɪɴᴛ..

9. Hᴀᴠᴇ ғᴜɴ! Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ sʜʏ, ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙɪᴛᴇ.. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅ.